Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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