i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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