the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
