Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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