omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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