You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The feeling are messing with the penis
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
