I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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