you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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