He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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