I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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