HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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