Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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