its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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