Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
These tits shall not be calmed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
