How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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