In the future we'll all be gay
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You almost got us killed.
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