why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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