You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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