Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
