paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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