pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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