so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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