I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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