just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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