apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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