you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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