I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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