dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
operation harelip BJ is a go
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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