i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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