Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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