ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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