she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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