he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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