He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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