Swine flu. Run for my life!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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