If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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