No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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