Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
