Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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