FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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