I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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