Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Drake has all the answers
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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