My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Sponge bath it is.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize