You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
