I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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