FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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