I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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