Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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