I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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