And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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