Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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