It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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