Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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