at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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