IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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