yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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