im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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